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How TH was REALLY named

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One lovely sunny day, inside the Kaulitz house, 4 young boys going by the name 'Devilish' were deciding a new name for their band.

"Devilish sounds too...young guys. Any suggestions for the new band name?" Bill, the lead singer asked his bandmates.

"Bill, " Georg started, "We all know you already have something in your head but you just want us to go so you can say ours sucks and suggest yours." The bassist Georg implied.

"....shutup Georg. But I do have the best band name ever!" he said with a smile, "Bill." he suggested, making a rainbow with his hands as he said it.

"No. Did you just make a rainbow with your hands?" Tom asked, cocking a brow.

"Maybe."

"Gay."

"Shutup. Anyone have anything else?" Bill crossed his arms.

Georg raised his hand. The others weren't sure why either.

"Georg?" Gustav, the drummer uttered.

"How about 'Sexy' because you know, I'm in the band."

"That won't work." Tom twiddled a dreadlock.

"Why not?" Georg crooked his head.

"Because you're in the band."

"Asshole."

"Thankyou!" Tom smiled.

"I've got one. It's pretty great." Gustav muttered.

"Yeah?" Bill said.

"How about 'Fishsticks' because I heard naming a band after a random thing is pretty cool." the drummer crossed his legs.

"No. Two reasons, one....fishsticks? Really Gustav? And two, say fishsticks a few times."

"Fishsticks fishsticks fishsticks fish sticks fish sticks fish dicks fishdicks. Oh. Tom you bitch. Only you would think that."

"Well, we're not finding anything," Bill pointed out the obvious, "maybe we can get an idea from tv?" he flipped it on.

"Sure whatever Bill." Tom said.

A commercial in Japanese played. All four of them were confused.

"What channel is this?"

"What are they saying?"

"Probably something about some...hotel in Tokio." Georg guessed.

Bill's eyes lit up.

"I got it!" the singer stuck a finger in the air.

"What? Your first period?" Tom laughed.

"Hey. No." Bill glared.

"You did wear a skirt that one time."

"Kilt."

"Skirt."

"Dick."

"I have one, thanks."

Bill wrinkled his nose.

"I meant I got the name for the band."

"What?" Georg asked, "Random Japanese Shouting Guy?"

"No. Tokio Hotel." Bill glowed.

"Uh. Sure. I'm hungry so I kind of want to leave, Tokio Hotel it is. Unless anyone has anything better.." Tom said.

"Nope." Gustav and Georg said.

"Tokio Hotel it is!" Bill smiled.
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DeathOfFallenOnes's avatar
Too funny. Imma die. But mai face part was the fish sticks part abd the one about the band being named sexy. Haha oh who am i kidding. The whole thing was funny